PLAYER NAME: Richard
CHARACTER NAME: Mag Launcher
ORIGIN/TYPE: Evolution Worlds/RPG
GAME: The only, discedo 

Yo! Mag Launcher here! I'm not too sure how this kinda thing works, but I guess it's worth a shot, right?

Well I kinda need you guys to tell me how good or bad an Adventurer I am (Yeah right, like I'm gonna be bad at this? Don't even think about suggesting that.) so that I can do this whole "in character" thing. So whatever it is you guys have to say, say it to my face! We'll settle it like men! Except for when you do it anonymously. Then we'll settle it like a man and a chicken! But don't worry, chickens' opinions count here too. I really could use the crit!

So anyway, I figured out how to toggle this thingy and you're allowed to do anonymous and the IP logger is shut off. But if you say something outta line, I'm gonna have to throw down, got it? So it's screened!

Whoa... WHOA! What's- Jerky?! Is this mine?! Really?! WOW! This is great! There's enough here to last forever! Aw man, and it's assorted too! Let's see, beef, turkey- Whale?! Wow, I never had whale jerky before! Hey, whoever left this for me, thanks a lot! Linear, you can have some too if you want, maybe this is for both of us. This goes for my roommates here in Gohl too, but don't forget, it's gotta last a while!

I wonder where I can find more stuff like th- [Something tumbles out of Mag's things and bounces off his boot. There's shuffling as he chases after it and scoops it out from under the furniture] Whoa, this is my old ocarina- Linear, did you accidentally leave this in my bag?

[Gohl Filter]
What's going on, you guys? I don't know the whole story, but there's no way someone's getting away with that! Let me know if you want my help and I'm there!
[/Gohl Filter]

Hey, what's going on with all these repeated messages? I've never seen that happen before, but I don't really know anything about how these machines work, ha ha! So I guess I'm just clueless.

So, does anybody else think they need someone to look around these rui- er- these abandoned buildings for any supplies and things? I'm finally having some success here.

Hey Lucca! I found you a... uh... computer! Yeah! I'm not used to seeing them whole like this, but I doubt it really works. I bet you could use the pieces though! Maybe you can find a lot of stuff on that list you gave me inside of it.

And to a, uuuh... what was that name again?  Mr. Naruse? I found you some paper in the same place, sticking out of the top of this broken machine plugged into the computer. It looks like a big scary typewriter. I bet you have some by now, but it couldn't hurt to have more, right?

There's a lotta nifty stuff inside some of these wrecked buildings. I don't think anybody was living in there so don't worry! I didn't steal anything.

( Filtered to Gohl, not locked )

Okay, okay, so this scavenging biz is sorta turning out to be a bust. There's gotta be something else I can do to help around here outside of Gohl, right? Hey! Better yet! What's fun to do around here? OH! Is there a bar? Oh man... Kinda miss Grant.

Hey! I was wondering, do you guys have some kind of scavenging team here?  'Cause I was thinking it would be a pretty good idea if there was a reliable group of people that could go into all the buildings and wreckage around here and find some useful stuff. You know, salvageable stuff.

If you don't, I think I wanna start one up. But uh, if you've got one already, mind if I join?

Linear! Good news! We might not  have to keep staying here at this school, my friend Prydain said he'd talk to the people he stays with and see if we can go over there! I bet you would like that better than a classroom, right? And he said that there were Greenhouses, too. I thought maybe you would like that. What do you think? A new place, and greenhouses for you to help out with if you want... And there's other girls there too, so maybe you can make some new friends!

Does anyone else need any help around here?I feel like I haven't done enough. All I did was help pick up some of the rubble across the street. Oh! And I saw some really weird monsters out there, too! I stuck a couple to the wall with some sticky spray and gave one a taste of the old Magna Punch! So if you see a couple stuck up somewhere that are still moving guys, you can finish 'em off.

I guess it really is a good thing Linear isn't here... If she saw this rose cut like this, it would make her sad. Did anybody else find these? Mine says "use this". It doesn't seem to have any power, or be enchanted or anything...

What was up with all that, yesterday? Ha ha, I said some really embarrassing things! Man, when I heard everyone talking, I thought it would be a good idea if I didn't make any recordings. You all are gonna regret it later!

Valentine's day, huh? I know about it, I guess, but we don't really have anything like that. I've read about it before. I guess this is where I ask a girl to be my Valentine, right? Oh but, I don't really know anyone...

Hey Prydain, (or anybody!) think you could maybe show me the ropes? Heh heh, unless you don't understand it!

Is it really normal for people to kill each other this way here?

I think I know my way around the city pretty well by now. Still no signs of any real paths out, though. I went as far as I could but the monsters started getting real strong and I had to run back. I hate running away... Aeracomet doesn't seem to be functioning normally, those things almost chewed me up and spit me out- I just got it looked at before I got here and it was A-OK! How could this have happened? I couldn't use mind control or anything... Maybe they were immune, but I couldn't pick up the tree trunk to hit them with, either. Grrrr-WORST OF ALL NOBODY HERE KNOWS WHAT A CYFRAME IS SO I CAN'T EVEN GET IT FIXED IF IT'S BROKEN!! AAAAUUUGH!

.... Maaan. This sucks.

Are there any more jobs that need to be done around here? I've been trying to help clean up all the scrap laying around that someone pointed out. Isn't there anyplace that needs exploring that you could use a real Adventurer for?

And uuuh, hey, does anyone here know where I can find an occarina?

It's taking me forever to get the hang of this thing! Once it got switched off the right function from last time, I couldn't put it back! What is this anyway? It's like a radio-typewriter! More like those weird looking telephones I find sometimes in ruins that don't have cords attached. At least we think they're phones. So.. It's a phone! I guess seeing one up close and functioning teaches us that people made digital phones! Wow, this is pretty advanced stuff here!

This city is still really confusing. I've been staying in this giant school building and talking to people. Somebody told me that my friend Linear is probably not here.. I guess I'm glad but, doesn't that mean she's all alone back at the ruins?! She's.. I know she must be alright. She knows how to reach The Society but.. Linear..

Hey, is there anything to do for work around here? I can't stay homeless forever, I gotta pull my weight and find a place to stay on a more permanent basis. I don't really mind sleeping on the desk I've been crashing on, but there are places that were made to be lived in, right? I can do maintenance to earn my keep, or pull my weight if I can stay with someone? I have a Cyframe, I can get a lot done!

Oh. I heard a lot of people here speak different languages, but typing works so-

{TEXT}
WILL WORK FOR ROOM AND BOARD.
USEFUL CYFRAME!

[There's some shifting and clanging of several metal items in a bag as Mag rolls over and sits up]

Uuugh.. Oooh. My head.. what happened? I barely got inside the town! I don't remember anything happening.. No traps, no monsters.. Chain, you better not have knocked me out!! That's a new low, even for a masculine girl like you! In any case, thanks, guys. How much do I- Wait. I'm on the middle of the street! And this radio.. It's kinda sleek and fancy looking, this isn't the one I started with. Did you guys at The Society slip me some new equipment while I was out?

Whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone! The Society is supposed to take you back to town if something happens to you, not drop you off in the middle of nowhere! WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR?! There's moths flying out of my pockets here! I'll never pay off my debt at this rate.. And I'll probably have to pay for this fancy new radio too.. Damn it. Hey! Will you answer me already?

...

Where's Linear?! LINEAR!!